Every year I swear I am not going. It is a long day that
starts in the wee hours of the morning. With little to no sleep, the Peace Officers and Security Guards from Saratoga Race Track board the chartered buses for the downstate
track We arrive to stand in ragged
formation—some times in the rain—to be allocated out to our downstate
supervisors with about as much emotion as the distribution of bowling shoes. Once assigned, the supervisors never introduce
themselves, say welcome or thank you for coming. They escort us to our posts
and give us parting remarks like “someone will relieve you” and “don’t leave your
post” and then disappear for the rest of the day. We are lucky if someone does relieve us. Most
of the time we are on our own. After being on our feet since 7am and the last
race done thirteen hours later, we are reassembled in the “Yard” to sweep the
drunks and the diehards who won’t go home off the property. Then we board the buses to arrive back in Saratoga twenty four hours later.
For this we are compensated with deli sandwiches made with
bread the Jews lived on while wandering in the desert. There are no condiments for this
deli treat made with a wilted lettuce, rubbery cheese slices and cold cut meats. It arrives from Patterson, New Jersey
without any chips, or plates or napkins and warm soda. They even
pack up the leftovers to feed us when we stop the bus for a pee break on the return trip. The
sandwiches are dragged out from under
the bus like a dead body for the vultures to feed upon. For the privilege to go
to Belmont
to see history in horse racing we get $225.
I wasn’t going this year, but with the prospect of a Triple
Crown there was no way I would miss it. Then I’ll Have Another
scratched, but I was committed. I
was assigned to relief so I worked my ass off making sure I covered my four
assigned Peace Officers. No freaking way was I going to give these guys just a one hour assigned break as instructed by the sergeant. I finally took a
break at 5 pm wandering off to find a semi-quiet spot behind the racing office. By then, I had been up 24 hours and knew I had a good eight hours to go before I hit my bed.
So why go? I always said there is nothing like experiencing
the excitement of the crowd as the thoroughbreds take the turn at the top of the stretch
and bring lean muscle and speed thundering across the finish line. Even the
casual observer can't ignore the crowd's new personality built on
high hopes and wild dreams of being witness to horse racing history. In Saratoga,
I experience this apart from the crowd. At Belmont, I stood in the crowd packed
in on the ground floor of the grandstand.
The average Joes mingle here with beer, cigar and a
two dollar bet dressed in everything from a Hollister t-shirt and flip-flops to a cheesy seersucker sport jacket and green tie. All day I slowly wove through the crowd looking for idiots.
In accordance with New York State
law there is no smoking in the building. I watched a guy light his cigar steps
away from the betting window. It went up like a blow torch.
“Hey, what are you doing?” I barked.
“Oh, is there no smoking?” Twenty feet away suspended from the
ceiling a huge sign hung. I looked up at it.
“Com’on” drawing the phrase out
in typical New York
fashion. "It’s NY State. You know better. Besides, I thought you had some out of
control barbeque thing going on there. For crying out loud.”
He sheepishly crushed the lit end of the cigar on the sole
of his shoe. I walked away.
At Saratoga
they play the Star Spangled Banner about and hour and fifteen minutes before
post time. My job requires that I stand at attention and salute; I would do
nothing less. In the four years I have been going to Belmont, I
don’t recall hearing the National Anthem, but some time about the fifth race I picked
it out of the din in the grandstand. I had been sitting outside the Canadian
Press Box. I stood. I didn’t salute because I couldn’t see the infield or flag
from my post. I removed my headgear. I watched the crowd. Not a single person
paused, hesitated or even flinched. No one stopped a conversation. No one
stopped walking. The reaction could not have been more oblivious if it had been
elevator music. And yet before the Belmont Stakes post parade the speakers
blared New York, New York.
People erupted in cheer. They danced and sang with Frank Sinatra.
I stood in the sea of humanity dumbfounded.
It was 3 am when I got home.
I ate breakfast: cereal, yogurt and strawberries and then crawled under
the covers. I swear, I don’t want to do that again, but we will see what
happens after next year’s Kentucky Derby and Preakness.
3 comments:
Wow, you're a real glutton for punishment, aren't you? :)
I'm not sure I'd do that. It's crazy. I've been to the Derby, but I was drunk in the infield. I did see a horse - once. Man, those mint juleps are tasty. :D
But I can totally see why you'd go for the Triple Crown possibility ... talk about history! And yeah, those people are ashhats to not hear the national anthem. You need to get some additional powers to tell them to STFU. Seriously.
ashhats. I like that word
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