The Not’s
- Snickering about global warming. I never think of it when I have the ignition switch on my Jeep between my forefinger and thumb and I smell burnt flesh.
- Over throw the government of some small country – mainly Micronesia - and declare myself queen. Haven’t left the country this year.
- Declare a Christian-crusade on Muslims every time they declare Jihad on a Christian. Ooooh, this one has been sooo hard.
- Adopt another cat. Just Phoenix and Diablo
- Either buy more than ten new t-shirts, or a sailboat. One T-Shirt to proclaim the Tennessee Women’s Basketball Team champs. I have subscribed to Sail and drooled over the ads in the back of the magazine.
The Do’s
- Pitch The Last Voyage of the Cosmic Muffin to Oprah. Nope
- Sell 700 more books. More like 18
- Write the first draft of Beyond the Sail (Working title).Working on the Great Mexican Novel called The Kayak
- Learn to sail. Am I crazy?
- Drink more milk. Doing Soy.
Under Consideration but Waffling on the Commitment
- Get a job…Considered applying as a weekend dock hand. And thank God for the stock market...13861!!
How are you doing on yours? Can you even remember them?
The blog: Started a year ago as a marketing means for The Last Voyage of the Cosmic Muffin. I have six devoted fans…A friend in Hawaii, Dad, my aunt and uncle, my two sisters and a childhood friend in Alaska. Thanks.
3 comments:
yeah well, im thinking of quiting my job and becoming a laborer for a landscaper next spring - should cut the cost of the gym membership.
and btw - the word verification thing is very hard if youre dyslexic....
My resolution is the same every year. One item, not very funny, but worthy: Drink more water!
It was easier when I had good well water in my home in NM -- it's not so easy when I have well water with a lot of iron in it in AK. I have gallon jugs in my fridge, now. Did you see the latest news item -- coffee counts towards your intake, not 1:1 but close. Coffee has been keeping me alive! I am keeping my resolution! Long live the bean. Julie
The word verification thing keeps spammers from leaving stupid comments about viagra on the blog. Since I am dyslexic, I know what you mean.
I have a desire to learn how to build a rock wall without any mortar.
I have been concocting ice coffee drinks with soy milk. Yummy in the hot and humid climate of Florida. Not so much in Alaska. My sisters think I don't drink enough water...call me the desert flower.
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